spannish lessions w/ milo


"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

frankly, we’re sending you because your crimes have made you expendable 



Calçada de São Vincente - Lisbon, Portugal

E ainda há quem diga que Lisboa é uma cidade feia.

Jake Gyllenhaal for Details Magazine, 2012

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila


Orphan Black: a summary

inspired by (x)

James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender by Robbie Fimmano for Details Magazine (June/July 2014)


The sun doesnt give a shit about you the stars aren’t proud of you the plants arent happy you exist I’m so tired of this fucking website

favorite films in no particular order »
inglourious basterds (dir. quentin tarantino)

Happy Birthday Audrey Hepburn (May 4th, 1929 – January 20th, 1993) 

"I couldn’t quite fathom that she was real. There were so many paradoxes in that face. Darkness and purity; depth and youth; stillness and animation. She had a fresh new look, a beauty that was ethereal." - Anthony Beauchamp



*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

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